What is your ultimate April Fools Day joke? Is there one you've done
before or would like to do? Explain in detail who you would play your
joke on. *School appropriate.

I've never been one to do April fools day jokes but I found this one on a bored panda article for funny April folks day jokes.

Explanation

it's very simple buy a bakers dozen or 2 of cream filled donuts and take them to school/work and put a sticky note on the box that says "happy April 1st!". here's that catch: you don't do anything to the donuts the joke is your friends/co-workers will be paranoid trying to figure out what you didn't do to the donuts

Krista was doing research on jobs working for the u.s. fish and wildlife. she used the citation below. u.s. fish and wildlife. "fact sheets of work/life topics". n.p., 17 december 2012. web. may 2013. which best demonstrates the error she made? the title of the website and the name of the web page should be switched. the date of publishing and date of visiting the web page should be switched. the title of the website and the name of the web page are punctuated incorrectly. the term "web" should be written after the title of the website.

Write what you can do to show your love and concern

1. Your classmate and his family lost thier house in a fire. Two family member also lost thier lives in the fire.

2. Your Dad lost his job and your Mom got sick.

3. Your teacher is worried because her class record got lost.

4. There was a typhoon which destroyde the house of your friend.

5. Your Church is raising fund for the orphans and the disabled.​

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write the words in brackets
2-She never baked a cake before. (Time)

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.
- Langston Hughes

Can anyone help my poem I want to make it longer but I don’t know anything else for it

The man walked across the ground waiting for the very found sound he waits and triumphs when it’s done for he had taken a flower gun the flower screams in pain and and fall petals revolving in metal bars that infest the town while it crowns the suffering of the plants that have turned brown, while all the sounds bring attention to the pound while everyone woke up and stared at the mound?

Romeo and Juliet quotes that have to deal with medicinal herbs like Thyme, sage, or rosemary

Please answer this question

Ex1. Match the two halves of the sentence. Then write the full sentence, using the word in brackets.
1. I went to bed early a. I walked in ( as)
2. it was a nice day b. we came in very quitely (since)
3. we didn't want to wake anybody up c. I was tired (because)
4.she was late for work d. we didn't recognise her (as)
5. we didn't know what time it was e. we see them quite often (since)
6. we hadn't seen Lisa for a long time f. she missed the bus ( because)
7. Archi was very fat g. we had nothing better to do. (as)
8. the door was open h. he ate too much. (because)
9. we watched television all evening i. we went for a walk by the sea. (since)
10. they live near us j. none of us had a watch. (because)

In his "Inaugural Address," Kennedy contrasts ideas to develop the argument that the choices governments and citizens make will determine their fate.

Select Yes or No to indicate which details demonstrate Kennedy’s use of contrast

change into passive may god bless you

What figure of speech does
Dickinson use in the following
excerpt from "After Great
Pain, A Formal Feeling
Comes"?
contentment, like a stone
A. personification
B. simile
C. metaphor
D. light-hearted diction

make ten simple past tense sentences!!!

"The United States is one of only two countries that allow direct consumer advertisements for prescription medications. These advertisements lie to patients."
The writer wants to revise the sentence below to qualify the claim and express it in less absolute terms.
These advertisements lie to patients.
Which of the following choices best revises the sentence to meet the goal?

A. These advertisements misinform patients, intentionally or not.
B. These advertisements are examples of misinformation and should be banned.
C. Each of these advertisements represents a lie to patients.
D. All of these advertisements provide misinformation to patients.

BRUTUS. He is not doubted.—A word, Lucillius.

How he received you let me be resolved.

LUCILLIUS. With courtesy and with respect enough,

But not with such familiar instances,

Nor with such free and friendly conference,

As he hath used of old.

BRUTUS. Thou hast described

A hot friend cooling. Ever note, Lucillius:

When love begins to sicken and decay

It useth an enforcèd ceremony.

There are no tricks in plain and simple faith;

But hollow men, like horses hot at hand,

Make gallant show and promise of their mettle;

But when they should endure the bloody spur,

They fall their crests and, like deceitful jades,

Sink in the trial. Comes his army on?

–The Tragedy of Julius Caesar,
William Shakespeare

How does Lucillius, a minor character in the play, help advance the plot in this passage?

Lucillius is protective of Cassius so he diminishes the seriousness of the conflict.
Lucillius tells Brutus that Cassius intends to attack Brutus, increasing the tension and conflict.
Lucillius does not tell Brutus much about Cassius, which causes Brutus to question the loyalty of Lucillius.
Lucillius explains that Cassius is far less frlendly than he once was, and Brutus uses the information to confirm his judgement that Cassius is turning against him.

True or False.
According to the Ptolemaic view of the universe, the spheres produced music.

Which sentence is written in compliance with the guidelines for commas?


a.) Katie’s blanket, which she’s had since she was four, is starting to look scruffy.
b.) Katie’s blanket which she’s had since she was four, is starting to look scruffy.
c.) Katie’s blanket, which she’s had since she was four is starting to look scruffy.
d.) Katie’s blanket which she’s had, since she was four, is starting to look scruffy.

Select the sentence that uses pronouns correctly.


Students should never leave her sharp needles lying around.


A sewing machine can easily get their thread tangled.


Monica, your suit jacket needs to be lengthened in the arms.


The sewing class gets out his supplies.

The children awoke to a happy sight. while they were sleeping, the world had turned white. their mom peered into their room and said, "no school today. go back to bed"
what kind of genre is this pls help asap tysm <3

1 Are school uniforms a good idea for public school students? Absolutely, and students should be required to wear them. Uniforms get rid of the distractions of designer clothes so students can concentrate on their studies. Uniforms also create an environment in which students will be judged on personality rather than fashion. Finally, uniforms save money and time. 2 While attending a private school, I was mandated to wear uniforms and it was a pleasure. We had many students from all walks of life. As soon as the bell rang, however, our economic advantages or disadvantages were no longer obvious. We were able to concentrate on history and math instead of fashion and style. Aptitude and attitude were more important than my clothes. 3 My parents and I saved a lot of money. I did not need a fancy wardrobe and I could spend my money on things other than shoes and designer handbags. Wearing a uniform helped me to realize I didn’t need to spend all my money on the latest fashion. 4 Getting ready in the morning was a snap! No more deciding what to wear. I saved about an hour every day. Sometimes I would sleep in, other times I would study or watch television. 5 Think about it. An extra hour every morning to do something other than running around like a chicken with its head cut off, looking for something to wear. 6 I understand why many of you might think school uniforms would be terrible. You probably fear that the uniforms would be ugly or tacky or uncool. I admit, it took a little bit of time to get used to the idea but after a few days it was great. Almost all of my fellow classmates got used to the idea and actually liked the clothes. Plus, after school we all changed into our ‘cool’ clothes anyway. 7 Our uniforms consisted of khaki pants and skirts, and dark blue knit cotton shirts and sweaters and sweatshirts. Our school colors were tan and dark blue so wearing uniforms also created a sense of pride and school spirit. 8 People in the military wear uniforms. Our police and firefighters wear uniforms. Doctors and nurses wear uniforms. Almost everyone in the work place wears a uniform. Your school is your job and your school is your work place. Think about it. 9 To wrap things up, let me just say that the school board would be doing a great service by requiring you to wear uniforms while attending school.
Which two paraphrased reasons from the passage support the author's argument in favor of requiring school uniforms?
a) School uniforms can often look tacky, uncool, and unfashionable.
B) School uniforms creates an atmosphere of social and class equality.
C) School uniforms, while attractive, can also stifle a student's creativity and individuality.
D) Buying school uniforms saves money because uniforms are less expensive than fashionable clothes.
E) School uniforms have sometimes resulted in bullying incidents between students students from different schools. Eliminate

An
musician by the time she made her debut in the United States in 1922, Julia Myra Hess
had already established herself as one of England's premier concert pianists.
O adequate
O accomplished
amateur
O eclectic

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uzupełnienie luk 1-3. Wpisz odpowiednią literę

(A-F) obok numeru każdej luki. Uwaga! Trzy

wyrazy zostały podane dodatkowo i nie pasują

do żadnej luki.

A can

B exercise

C shouldn't

D coudn't E should F technique

A present and a problem

When I was eight years old, my grandparents gave me

a beautiful bike for my birthday. There was just one problem

- I'__ ride it! I asked my brother for some advice. You

practise every day, he said. My brother took me

to the park and helped me to learn. I was very embarrassed

because some of my school friends saw me there and

laughed at me. But I practised my? — and now I can

ride a bike really well. In fact, I cycle to school every day.

2

Romans believed in learning to see the future. Who were specialists in this
area?
What is divination?

The following data points represent the number of slices of pizza that each person at thorton's birthday party ate. sort the data from least to greatest. find the median number of slices.

what happened to Westerberg​

Baz Luhrmann's version of Romeo and Juliet highlights Romeo's impulsiveness because: O A. it is set in modern times. . B. Luhrmann has a fast-paced directing style. O c. The actors are famous. O D. Luhrmann is a well-known director.​

fill in the blanks to explain another memory grandpa shares with amara.

Read the excerpt from “A Day Downtown” in Inside Out and Back Again. Mother smells of lavender and warmth; she’s so beautiful even if her cheeks are too hollow, her mouth too dark with worries. Despite warnings, I still want her sunken eyes. Which answer best explains how the sensory details in the excerpt affect the meaning of the text? A. Readers understand that signs of aging are destroying Mother's beauty. B. Readers realize the relationship between Hà and her mother is tense. C. The details show how much the loss of Father has affected Mother. D. The details reveal that Hà can only see her mother’s positive qualities.

In a response about my book, when I have to AVOID Plot Summary, can I still use things that happened in the story, and write about it in my response. As I DON'T want to use plot summary so how?​

Read the following sentence.
No I cannot let you go to the party alone.
Which is the correct way to write this sentence?
OA. No I cannot let you go to the party alone.
OB. No, I cannot let you go to the party alone.
OC. No I cannot, let you go to the party alone.
OD
No I cannot let you go to the party, alone.
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